'Jaws of Afterlife'

Tim Blair:

"Don Surber performs a self-Q & A:

'Question: Did a virgin just give birth?

'Answer: Yes. And it is spooky. From the AP: “Scientists have confirmed the second case of a ‘virgin birth’ in a shark. In a study reported Friday in the Journal of Fish Biology, scientists said DNA testing proved that a pup carried by a female Atlantic blacktip shark in the Virginia Aquarium & Marine Science Center contained no genetic material from a male.”

'Question: What does that mean?

'Answer: Those 9/11 hijackers got 72 sharks. Each.'"