Saturday, October 18, 2008

Fun Chuck Norris Facts

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Some of my favorites:

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch.

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.

Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris.

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