HiJib-Jab

(okay, so the title's a lame pun ... I thought I did better with my entry "(S)corn on the Niqab," but no one else agreed)

A Missourian at An Advocate of the Republic notes yet another hairstyle-challenged whiner complaining about the lack of decent salons in Toronto that are men-free zones.

Hey. Ladies. There's an opportunity here. Take all that energy you're putting into complaining and put it into opening up your OWN HAIR SALONS.

From the sounds of things, it'll do gangbusters. And I'll expect a percentage for giving you the tip.