Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Godahell

Announcement to Blogger, or Google, or whatever geek-gods playing around with human interaction, and efficiency thereof:

I am not happy with the "glitches" you've forced me to work around, and I'm willing to bet a good many other people aren't, either.

WE'VE done our part, the users of your knowledge. We've paid you. (More, perhaps, than you might be worth. But gratefully, and honestly, and innocently, we give you your due.)

We peons only want to share videos, as they are immediate and recognizable, human-wise. And when we do, we want it to be easily viewed. I.E. .....

NOT IN AN OBNOXIOUSLY WIDE FORMAT.

Please.

Remember you're human.

(Because if you don't, you're committing a terrible crime. If nothing else, it will show up in Idiocracy.)

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