Gays: America bad, Russia good

... At least, that's what I've read in modern culture. Yes?

EEEEE-vil Americans, trying to deny gays their rights. Okay, so some states allowed gay marriage.

But the Soviet Union -- er, the New Russia -- is EVER so much more tolerant, as they are on all cultural matters. Yes?

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Okay! I can't stand it!

YOU MUHFUHN GAYS WHO PUT YOUR OWN COUNTRY DOWN AND SING THE PRAISES OF THIS ORWELLIAN OUTFIT WHO WANT TO ULTIMATELY Kill!!!!!!! YOU ...

Just go. To. Hell.

I'm tired of running interference.

STAND UP AND BE MEN, for God's sake.