Monday, May 18, 2009

Mo-D'oh!

Ouch. Even Kos is slamming Maureen Dowd for er, "inadvertently" cribbing from a blogger.

(disclosure: The title for this post was cribbed from a commenter on one of many blogs talking about this issue.)

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Gays: America bad, Russia good

... At least, that's what I've read in modern culture. Yes?

EEEEE-vil Americans, trying to deny gays their rights. Okay, so some states allowed gay marriage.

But the Soviet Union -- er, the New Russia -- is EVER so much more tolerant, as they are on all cultural matters. Yes?

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Okay! I can't stand it!

YOU MUHFUHN GAYS WHO PUT YOUR OWN COUNTRY DOWN AND SING THE PRAISES OF THIS ORWELLIAN OUTFIT WHO WANT TO ULTIMATELY Kill!!!!!!! YOU ...

Just go. To. Hell.

I'm tired of running interference.

STAND UP AND BE MEN, for God's sake.

Ain't no home to me

Friday, May 15, 2009

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Teacher, leave them kids alone

We all complain about education in this country.

Want to know why it's so bad?

But before you do find out -- you need to know it's worse than bad. It's evil.

Watch this series, all the way through.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Godahell

Announcement to Blogger, or Google, or whatever geek-gods playing around with human interaction, and efficiency thereof:

I am not happy with the "glitches" you've forced me to work around, and I'm willing to bet a good many other people aren't, either.

WE'VE done our part, the users of your knowledge. We've paid you. (More, perhaps, than you might be worth. But gratefully, and honestly, and innocently, we give you your due.)

We peons only want to share videos, as they are immediate and recognizable, human-wise. And when we do, we want it to be easily viewed. I.E. .....

NOT IN AN OBNOXIOUSLY WIDE FORMAT.

Please.

Remember you're human.

(Because if you don't, you're committing a terrible crime. If nothing else, it will show up in Idiocracy.)

Real men

At last. I thought I'd never find them. But here they are.

Being a lifelong lover of harmony (diehard Beach Boys fan), doo-wop and male harmonizing in general, I surfed a bit through YouTube looking for good harmonized stuff. My only intention was to find a nice bit of music to satisfy a momentary itch.

What I found -- in the video I'm sharing with you -- was life-changing. This video is from the 2008 Barbershop Quartet convention.

The stereotypical view of men: Brutes who put on a veneer of socio-culturalization just enough to spread their seed as often and enjoyably as possible.

The reality: Sadly, there may be too many of the stereotypes, but the stereotypes are a small percentage.

Thank God.

Here are beings who bring together love of singing, love of romance, love of energy, love of harmony, love of life itself.

The theme in Barbershop is respect for, and undying romantic love for, us. Women.

Pah. Since how long have we women longed for just such clean admiration, but stuffed it down the toilet? "He makes fun of me. He puts me down. He doesn't understand me."

Stop it, already.

Men aren't gifted with the ability to psychically "read" our moods. Moods are unnecessary. What's real is what's beautiful.

And that's what these guys are all about.

All my life I wondered if I'd ever find that guys shared my same heart dreams.

I collapsed into tears, when I saw this. And so I share it with you.