'Oh, the humanity?'

Try "Oh, the hypocrisy."

Democrats struggle to position their icon, Barack Obama, in the best light. Trouble is, his best lieutenants have a small image problem.

In the form of one of their best lieutenants.

(via The Macho Response)

'Breck Girl' in the crosshairs

It's a shame when the British media publishes a story our own mainstream media won't touch.

Sure, the National Enquirer has a bad rep. But they've only ever been successfully sued very rarely. And, in this case, they did the legwork the lofty L.A. Times wouldn't. (Dig the part about L.A. Times editors telling their staff not to blog about the scandal.)